RESUME

George W. Bush
The White House, USA


EDUCATION AND EXPERIENCE :

LAW ENFORCEMENT :

I was arrested in Kennebunkport , Maine ,in 1976 for driving under
the   influence of alcohol.  I pled guilty,paid a fine, and had my driver's license suspended
for   30 days.  My Texas driving record has been "lost" and is not available.

MILITARY :

I joined the Texas Air National Guard and went AWOL.
I refused to take a drug test or answer any questions about my
drug   use .  Byjoining the Texas Air National Guard, I was able to avoid
combat duty in Vietnam .

COLLEGE :

I graduated from Yale University with a low C average.
I was a cheerleader.


PAST WORK EXPERIENCE :

I ran for U.S. Congress and lost.

I began my career in the oil business in Midland , Texas ,in 1975.
I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas .
The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.

I bought the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal
that took   land usingtaxpayer money.

With the help of my father and our right-wing friends in the oil
industry (including Enron CEO Ken Lay), I was electedgovernor of
Texas .

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR OF TEXAS :

I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies ,
making Texas the most polluted state in the Union .

During my tenure, Houston replaced Los Angeles as the most
smog -ridden   city in America .

I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of
billions   in  borrowed money.

I set the record for the most executions by any governor in
American   history .

With the help of my brother, the governor of Florida ,and my
father's   appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after
losing by  over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT :

I am the first President in U.S. history to enter office with a
criminal   record .

I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over
one   billion dollars perweek.

I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S.
Treasury.

I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S.
history .

I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in
any   12 -month period.

I set the all-time record for most foreclosures in a 12- month
period .

I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any
administration in U.S. history.

My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil
tanker   named after her.

I set the record for most campaign fund-raising trips by a U.S .
President.

I am the all-time U.S. and world record-holder for receiving the
most   corporate campaigndonations.

My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best
friends ,   Kenneth Lay,presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud
in  U.S. History, Enron.

My political party used Enron private jets and corporate
attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. SupremeCourt during my election
decision .

I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against
investigation or prosecution. More time and money wasspent
investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has beenspent
investigating one of the biggest corporate rip-offs inhistory.

I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and
refused   to  intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.

I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.

I changed the U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be
awarded   government contracts.

I appointed more convicted criminals to administration than any
President in U.S. history.

I created the Ministry of Homeland Security, the largest
bureaucracy in   the history of the United States government.

I've broken more international treaties than any President in U.S .
history .

I am the first President in U.S. history to have the United
Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.

I withdrew the U.S. from the World Court of Law.

I refused to allow inspectors access to U.S. "prisoners of war"
detainees and thereby have refused to abide by theGeneva
Convention.

I am the first President in history to refuse United Nations
election   inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).

I set the record for fewest number of press conferences of any
President since the advent of television.

I set the all-time record for most days on vacation in any
one -year   period .

After taking off the entire month of August, I presided over the
worst security failure in U.S. history.

I garnered the most sympathy for the U.S. after the World Trade
Center attacks and less than a year later made the U.S. the most hated
country   in the world, the largest failure ofdiplomacy in world history.

I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to
simultaneously protest me in public venues (15 millionpeople) ,
shattering the record for protest against any personin the
history of  mankind.

I am the first President in U.S. history to order an unprovoked ,
pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of asovereign
nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of
U.S .   citizens , and the worldcommunity.

I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a
cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and theirfamilies -- in war
time.

In my State of the Union Address, I lied about our reasons for
attacking   Iraq , then blamed the lies on our British friends.

I am the first President in history to have a majority of
Europeans   ( 71%) view mypresidency as the biggest threat to world peace and
security .

I am supporting development of a nuclear "Tactical Bunker
Buster ," a   WMD .

I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama Bin
Laden to justice.


RECORDS AND REFERENCES :

All records of my tenure as governor of Texas are now in my
father's library, sealed and unavailable for publicview.

All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and my
bankrupt companies are sealed in secrecy andunavailable for
public view.

All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President ,
attended regarding public energy policy are sealed insecrecy and
unavailable for public review.


PLEASE CONSIDER MY EXPERIENCE WHEN VOTING IN 2004.